forza-tricolor:

wrongmovehoe:

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ivapiva:

some of you never experienced the “this isn’t available in your country” situation and it shows

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toritheestallion:

me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors

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lunastrate:

subsidiary:

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moon-daisie:

grumpysalmon:

All of the incredibles represent a disorder:
Violet - anxiety
Dash - ADHD
Mr Incredible - too strong
Mother Incredible - ???
Baby - exploding child

Mother Incredible - MILF

(Source: grumsal, via regirock-and-roll)

buttrimming:

gays: are there any LGBT characters in this video game?

hetties: why does it fucking MATTER? stop trying to make it REALISTIC. this is a VIDEO GAME, not REAL LIFE. Fags don’t exist in fantasy worlds!! god I wish I could kill you

(via puff-to-tuff)

the-plaid-monkey:

everythingfox:

everythingfox:

I will cast a spell to make you have a good day

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It is done

bunjywunjy:

bloggoth:

bloggoth:

bloggoth:

bloggoth:

poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

it was pneumonia.

yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic.

he shot her point blank

this reads like a Monty Python sketch

(via regirock-and-roll)

hallandoates1970topresent:

slumbermancer:

pastarrie:

slumbermancer:

pastarrie:

superluminalflower:

dirkar:

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

nintendo paid for this post

blizzard payed for that reply

I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)

did it taste good?

it was very good. thank you for asking :) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow 

reblog for a good lunch tomorrow

(Source: dirkarchive, via omglobitsalex)